YOU ARE THE ANGRY CAT. Things are falling from the sky toward your kittens, towers, boxes and food bowls. This is unacceptable.

LEFT CLICK Fire twin eye-laser bolts. They streak to your crosshair and detonate in a blast. Lead your targets!

RIGHT CLICK Cough up a HAIRBALL BOMB (1s hack-up, huge blast). You can't fire lasers while hacking — commit wisely.

COMBO Kills grow your multiplier (up to x8). A whiffed blast drops it a step; an invader reaching the ground — or hitting YOU — resets it. (Small projectiles like droplets and toast don't count.)

CAT HP You have 3 lives. Get hit 3 times and the run ends. Each wave heals 1; grab TUNA to patch up mid-wave.

TOUCH Tap to fire lasers. Tap the hairball counter (bottom right) to ARM a hairball, then tap the target. Tap pickups to grab them.

HOVER Move the crosshair over falling pickups to grab them: fish = +10 lasers, yarn = +1 hairball, star = points, coin = cat coins.

P / ESC Pause.

Laser ammo refills every wave. Survive waves, beat bosses every 5th wave, earn CAT COINS, and unlock new cats, lasers, grounds, skies and invaders in the CATALOG.

The game ends when everything you protect is gone. Kittens don't die — they run away scared. Still: unacceptable.